January 2011
146 posts
fmylife:
Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says “ewwww smells like fish.” FML
December 2010
28 posts
ofakind:
-br0core:
Anonymous asked: cookie hands.
fmylife:
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her facebook once. FML
Sometimes I miss friends from High School...
nomadicheart:
but then I look on their facebook page and see that they have turned into someone that attends Nickleback concerts and I go back to not caring.
hello tumblr
it’s been quite a long time